John, I just want to tell you, she hasn't been taking her birth control - she's trying to trick you into getting her pregnant. I on the other hand, am very anti-baby and will fuck your brains out...hope you make the right choice ;)
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8/18/2010 at 10:48 by Anonymous from HERE in - Sex
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8/18/2010 at 10:48 by Anonymous from HERE in - Sex
Hey reader, I just want to tell you, you are lovely, and deserving of authentic romance.
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8/18/2010 at 8:22 by Anonymous from HERE in - Love
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8/18/2010 at 8:22 by Anonymous from HERE in - Love
Laura, I just want to tell you, I will pay September's rent. WHY? I moved out August 1st and didn't tell you because you haven't spoken to me since May. PS I will be sending the picture of your Plan B pill to everyone. That is what you get for fucking me over.
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8/18/2010 at 8:11 by crazylady_20002000 from HERE in - Money
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8/18/2010 at 8:11 by crazylady_20002000 from HERE in - Money
Honey, I just want to tell you, that I really love it when you go down on me. I just don't know how to ask for it...pretty please? I'll make it worth your while ;] -Jessie
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8/17/2010 at 23:17 by Anonymous from HERE in - Sex
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8/17/2010 at 23:17 by Anonymous from HERE in - Sex
C, I just want to tell you, that even though you got a girlfriend, doesn't mean you can ignore me. I don't want to tell that to your face, because I don't want to annoy you and I know how much you hate clingy people, and I don't want to seem clingy. I'm still here. Please talk to me sometime. -G
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8/17/2010 at 23:5 by Username from HERE in - Friends
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8/17/2010 at 23:5 by Username from HERE in - Friends
R, I just want to tell you, that when we lie in your bed together I long for us to be "us" again and it kills me that we can't, I know I said I can wait for you and that I should move on but I never will. G.
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8/17/2010 at 23:2 by Anonymous from HERE in - Love
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8/17/2010 at 23:2 by Anonymous from HERE in - Love
S, I just want to tell you, You need to change, or it's over. I can't take all this mistreatment anymore. Love K.
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8/17/2010 at 22:56 by Anonymous from HERE in - Love
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8/17/2010 at 22:56 by Anonymous from HERE in - Love
Darling Laptop, I just want to tell you, the very first moment I can, I am going to beat the shit out of you with a baseball bat. Why might you ask? Well you see, I never really wanted you in the first place. I wanted a nice laptop from best buy, but my parents insisted it would be cheaper to by you online, when in reality it would have been the same price. So now I'm stuck with you, a low performance shit machine who just blue screened TWICE IN A ROW and lost the flyer I had been making for the past FOUR HOURS!!!! I hope you enjoy your last semester in existence, cause come December once I tally what is left from my student loan, your ass is going to meet my dad's Louisville Slugger. Your loving owner, Jess
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8/17/2010 at 22:56 by Anonymous from HERE in - Miscellaneous
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8/17/2010 at 22:56 by Anonymous from HERE in - Miscellaneous
T, I just want to tell you, I don't understand what happened. You were so into me one moment, and then the next you weren't. I don't get it. I can't stop thinking about you, and I know we're young, but now I'm terrified that I will never find someone who is amazing as you are. Love, R.
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8/17/2010 at 22:8 by Anonymous from HERE in - Love
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8/17/2010 at 22:8 by Anonymous from HERE in - Love
E, I just want to tell you, you chose another guy over me. Now that you dumped him all i wanna do is just kiss you again and do all kinds of naughty things to you and please you in every way.
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8/17/2010 at 21:53 by Anonymous from HERE in - Sex
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8/17/2010 at 21:53 by Anonymous from HERE in - Sex
